okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
