Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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