i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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