Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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