I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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