just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
