kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
NoShamevember. You game?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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