8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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