I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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