garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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