is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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