He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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