I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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