i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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