honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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