apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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