you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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