Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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