Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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