But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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