just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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