using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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