There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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