it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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