How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
dude i'm inner monologue high
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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