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Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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