If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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