no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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