Sry I called you an 8
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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