So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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