We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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