Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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