my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I have already put on my inside pants.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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