guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
