Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
