It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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