No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He better not be in your backpack
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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