I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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