Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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