Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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