I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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