My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
