It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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