I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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