I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Randomize
