do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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