Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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