You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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