I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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