the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
