There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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