Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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