some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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