Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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