"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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