Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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