Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
whose parrot is this?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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